I Want To Blow Up The Palace: Research Day 1

Politics, Theatre

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This is the auto-surveillance report of the first day of research for the performance project I Want To Blow Up The Palace Of Holyroodhouse (for art)

On 9th October 2013, between 1500 and 1800 hours, Harry Giles did use the following Google search terms

  • How to make a bomb
  • How to make a bomb out of fertiliser
  • How to make a bomb out of bleach
  • Is making a bomb illegal?
  • “possession of records of information of a kind likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism”
  • Terrorism Act
  • UK Explosives Law
  • Where can I buy explosives?
  • Exploding with high pressure water
  • Exploding with high pressure air

and access the following websites:

His research was retweeted or otherwise condoned by the following people publicly on Twitter:

  • @danielbye
  • @solobassteve
  • @spunshon
  • @hannahnicklin
  • @dannybirchall
  • @kieranhurley
  • @amaenad
  • @hannahsilvauk
  • @jenniferreynard

and also approved of by:

  • 15 people on his private Facebook timeline (names withheld and stored in private records)
  • 4 known individuals at the Forest Café research location and 2 unknown individuals (names withheld and stored in private records)

His research questions were:

  • What types of SAFE & LEGAL SMALL EXPLOSIVES are there?
  • Do I need to MAKE a bomb or can one be PURCHASED?
  • If MAKE, where can I acquire MATERIALS?
  • If PURCHASE, from where?
  • Will I need any LICENSES, PERMITS or PERMISSIONS?

His conclusions were:

The internet has literally hundreds of recipes for making bombs. Popular ingredients include fertiliser, matches, bleach, batteries, soap, baking soda and sparklers. Recipes can be found on websites ranging from ask.com and answers.wikia.com to dubious caches of paramilitary websites. Most of these recipes are simple, poorly spelled and coarsely detailed. Using any of them would involve much experimentation, which would clearly risk life and limb. It might also be illegal.

In the UK, it is illegal to access and possess information which could be used to commit acts of terrorism, unless you can prove that you have it for purposes other than terrorism. It is illegal to make any statements which encourage or glorify terrorism, and also to recklessly make any statements which might indirectly encourage or glorify terrorism. With this in mind, I would like to publicly and clearly state the following:

  • All the information I am accessing is to be used only for blowing up a small scale model of the Palace of Holyroodhouse in a safe and legal manner.
  • I neither condone nor encourage the actual blowing up of actual public buildings, and will not be sharing my research with anyone who does in an encouraging way.
  • Any websites I link to here or on Twitter are for information or humour purposes only, should not be used for acts of terrorism, and can be found by a very basic Google search anyway.

I am quite disappointed by having to make these statements, as I had hoped to inhabit the problematic and risky space of whether or not I actually approved of blowing up palaces for much longer. However, over the course of my research it became apparent that I’m on thin enough ice as it is and this whole project will be taking place in edgy and difficult territory even with the above statements made and regularly repeated.

I also determined that it is illegal to own explosives with the intent to endanger life or property (presumably other people’s), and that the acquisition and storage of all explosives is carefully monitored and delineated by a number of legal Acts. In order to use almost any explosive capable of blowing up a model palace, I would have to apply to the police for an explosives license.

Research questions for future periods will therefore include whether I could blow up the palace with any of the explosives exempt from a license, how difficult the license application would be, where I could buy said explosives from, and whether I could blow up the palace with high pressure water or air instead.

I Want to Blow Up the Palace of Holyroodhouse is a performance project about:

  • Rage and its uses
  • Free speech and its limits
  • Art and its effectiveness
  • Surveillance and the state

The performance consists of the three phases: (1) the active period of research involved in figuring out how to build a scale model of Holyroodhouse and then legally blow it up, which will take place in public, preferably in arts venues; (2) the actual blowing up of the model Palace; (3) a performance lecture about how and why I did it and what happened. If you have access to space in an arts venue and would like me to research bomb-making in your space, please get in touch.

Please note, I will be recording all documentary evidence of this project, up to an including my private thoughts on the matter, in an auto-surveillance dossier in order to spare the public purse. Please note that all comments and mentions of this post will thus be monitored for monitoring purposes.

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August: Some Things To Come To

Events, Poetry, Theatre

I live in Edinburgh, and every year as August is approaching I tell people, nah, I’m not really planning to do anything much in the festivals, not really, just a little something. And every year I end up with a diary full of strange and beautiful performances and things I’m delighted to be part of and so much to do that when September comes I want to be out of mobile phone and WiFi range for at least a week. This year, I’m curating a live art programme, performing in Forest Fringe, and doing poetry gigs in between:

What We Owe @ Forest Fringe, Out of the Blue

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What We Owe
One-on-one performance
20 – 22 August, 11am-1pm & 4pm-5.20pm
23 August, 11am-1pm only
Out of the Blue Drill Hall, 30-38 Dalmeny St

Trapped in a maze of final demands from which you may never escape? Pestered by obligations to friends, family and the television? Cowering under the weight of your debts? What We Owe is the highly unqualified debt counselling service FOR YOU.

We’ll lead you through the journey of what you owe – not just financially, but also emotionally, socially, ecologically, and more. Together we’ll create an absurd (but often effective) Personal Debt Audit, covering everything from the meals you ought to cook your parents to the trees you need to plant, then begin the journey up your personal mountain of debt with a Debt Action Plan. In just 20 minutes, we promise to leave you lighter and happier – or at least with a colour-coded spreadsheet.

Vanquish your debt monsters! Burn your student loan statements! Ignore your friends! In an economy driven by huge financial debts, What We Owe is a tragicomic look at what we mean by debt, and how we might struggle to even begin to cope with it.

www.forestfringe.co.uk

Peep Anatomy @ George Square Gardens

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ANATOMY is tickled pink, purple, blue, and every other rainbow colour to announce the line-up for our Edinburgh Fringe début, in collaboration with the extraordinary PEEP venue from Natural Shocks.

PEEP is a brave new space — a small box of wonders with a full programme of theatre, dance, cabaret, sound installation and live art. The audience are seated in private booths peeping on the unfolding show – but the artists can’t see them. It’s a peepshow, but definitely “not for the raincoat brigade” (The Guardian).

Through Keyholes of Flesh is an intimate and unique series of live art installations created bespoke for the PEEP venue. The strange, the wonderful, the grotesque and the eerie mundane. £2 a look – for as little or as long as you want.

Full programme at anatomynight.wordpress.com.

Poetry All Over the Place

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ANTISLAM
Saturday 10th August, 7.30pm, Banshee Labyrinth

Worst poet wins! We don’t mean bad: we mean hilariously terrible, laugh-out-loud embarrassing, entertainingly cringe-worthy poetry so bad it transcends quality, becoming genius. Featuring top names from Fringe spoken word: with poets this good, being this bad, it’ll be awesome. Hosted by Paula Varjack and Dan Simpson.

http://edinburghfestival.list.co.uk/event/360643-the-anti-slam/

BBC Edinburgh Fringe Slam
Wednesay 14th August, 8pm, Potterow

For the third year in a row, we’ve invited 24 of the best performance poets in the UK, 12 women and 12 men, to compete for our Poetry Slam title. We have UK National Champions, Scottish National Champions, two former BBC Slam Champions and the Scottish Makar.  Hosted by former Scottish Slam Champion, Young Dawkins, the 2013 Slam takes place over five nights – four heats followed by a Grand Final.

https://www.facebook.com/events/472330412861636/

 

Class Act: Trailer and Class War Progress Report

Rambles, Theatre

Class Act is a theatre gameshow about class war. It was developed for the Ovalhouse in May 2012, was rebooted for Sprint and Buzzcut in March 2013, and is now ready and hungry and looking for venues for a tour in Spring 2014. This is a wee trailer and progress report from the 2013 edition; you can find blogs from 2012 here.

Trailer

How Audiences Dealt with Class War

Class Act is a rigged gameshow. The audience is divided into three classes and each is given a different seat and a different starting number of sweets. Players can win sweets by playing in games throughout the show, and every round they have to spend sweets in rent to stay in their seats. The gameshow is designed so that the poorest members of the audience are very likely to run out of sweets halfway through, and those comfy seats the upper classes are sitting in start looking very appealing. Different audiences have totally different ways of coping with this:

  • One particularly firey working class roleplayer led a raid on the stockpile of sweets sitting on the stage, which was the in-game equivalent of knocking off Fort Worth, really. He proceeded to distribute these to the other workers, Robin Hood style, all the while refusing to pay any rent at all.
  • Rent strikes were a fairly common occurrence. The upper classes usually weren’t bothered — they didn’t need the extra income so much in my very slanted game — but the middle classes frequently got very resentful, as they often kept paying their sweetie mortgages while everyone else was on strike.
  • It turned out to be quite hard to get the in game police to do anything to put down crime, unless they were given a lot of extra sweets by the upper classes…
  • Once, two sweet-strapped workers decided to squat the more comfortable upper class seats. They were sent numerous threatening letters, until one member of the upper classes decided to pay them in sweets to work as security guards, looking after the other empty chairs and making sure no one else squatted them.
  • One landlord set up the Landlord’s Charitable Trust, which began issuing loans to friendly but broke renters in order to keep the property market alive and the entire class system from collapsing.

Review Quotes

The Four Star Officially Affable Review: “And stereotypes (as reinforced by ad men and marketing campaigns) were shot down in gales of laughter in Class Act (****) as the affable Harry Giles provided sweets and serious food for thought by playing games about capitalism and the class system with us. Not every performance reached these heights, but overall there was a lot to enjoy and ponder.” (Mary Brennan, The Herald)

The A Sharp Critique of Modern Mythmaking Review: “And in Albion Street, on Saturday, I saw three contrasting shows, beginning with Harry Giles’s Class Act, a 90-minute “game show” which – like the work of several other young Scottish performance artists – occupies the territory between game show, lecture and political polemic, dividing the audience into three classes, handing out sweeties, quizzing us on what we know about class, and then allowing the economic system to do its worst, in promoting inequality and exploitation.” (Joyce Mcmillan, The Scotsman)

The Yes But Is It Art? Review: “There is an obvious and huge amount of research in this work, which is interesting and educational, yet I find myself questioning the definition of this piece. A teacher once told me that art is the friction between form and feeling. Whilst art is often informed by very technical and in-depth research, it is when a small leap is made into abstraction that it tends to create the biggest impact. Harry uses a powerpoint presentation to guide us through his musings and games, encouraging us to fully understand his findings, and taking Class Act as an educational piece, I was fully engaged. I enjoyed myself and was interested in the subject, but there is something about being spoon-fed information and facts rather than being presented with a space in which I might develop my own thoughts on a subject that seems more informative than artistic.” (Tara Boland, Total Theatre)

How Audiences Dealt With Exploited Labour

One of the gameshow’s games, designed with pal James Pollard, is a simulation of Marxist economics using lego and paper money. There’s a factory, a boss, and a bunch of underpaid workers. The audience is encouraged to invest in the factory, and so everyone is ganging up trying to make the workers build little lego widgets as fast as possible for as little money as possible. This led to some brilliant conflicts:

  • The most common response was, encouragingly, full strike. Workers had rarely saved up enough money to strike for more than a single round, so success was dependent on a mix of charitable donation, shareholder pressure, and successful haggling. Quite often the outcome of the game was determined by the relative diplomatic skill of the lead union negotiator and the factory boss.
  • Clever bosses worked out quickly that the most productive workers (those with the most practice of making tiny lego widgets) could be divided from the rest by offering them higher wages. This frequently broke strikes and prevented successful union organising. Another pre-emptive tactic was paying piecework rates, which kept each worker focussed on their own productivity, destroying workplace solidarity.
  • Some workers discovered that the go-slow protest tactic was more effective than the strike: they got paid, but the boss kept losing money. This was very satisfying.
  • More satisfying still was the one occasion where a legally-minded worker successfully had the factory shut down for breaching health and safety regulations. (Sharp edges on the lego, or something.) It very nearly succeeded in closing down the whole operation, but the boss managed to bribe the police to reopen the place just in time.
  • Sadly, the best result of the initial London run never transpired this time round: a full co-operative takeover, where the workers occupy the factory and run it for the collective good. I’m leaving this here as a challenge to future audiences.

Something I Learned About Marketing

I began a highly unscientific study, whereby I told half the potential audience members I pitched the show to that I was “doing a gameshow about class”, and the other half that I was “doing a gameshow about class war”. The latter were 50% more likely to say “Oh… really…”, and the former were 50% more likely to come to the show. I don’t know what this means, and I don’t know if it will change how I pitch the show.

What Audiences Pledged To Do

At the end of the show, the audience is asked if they’d like to pledge to take actions in a class war. The results were:

  • 38 people pledged to hold a reading group about class
  • 23 people pledged to go on the next workers’ rights protest they could
  • 12 people pledged to join the Industrial Workers of the World

I have, as yet, no evidence that any of these pledges have been fulfilled, and thus can confidently declare them as the overall economic impact of the show. And I did join the IWW in the course of making it.

The Total Theatre review above quite rightly points out that these choices are a bit restrictive. Future versions will definitely have a write in slot! I look forward to seeing what folks come up with.

What Happens Next

Attendees and reviewers persist in telling me that this would work well in schools. If any teachers are happy to let me try and get their classes to declare class war, please get in touch.

The show is definitely finished now, after quite a long development period. I love it, and it’s hungry. So! In all seriousness, I’m currently getting in touch with venues around the country to put a spring tour together, with associated workshops wherever they’ll fit. I’d definitely love to hear from you.

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