– Is this the Perth train?
– Yes. Or if it’s not, we’re all going to the wrong place.
– Och, well, at least we’ll have company wherever it is.
– Oh yes. Who’s brought the drink?
– That’s the most Scottish response to that situation I could have thought of.
– Well yes, except I’m not Scottish.
– Nor am I.

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